The Ultimate Game of Would you Rather
I hate to break it to you guys, but....
Your ass is not your most important asset
In today's world we're so caught up in how to “grow a bigger booty” that we’ve forgotten how to grow our character, our interests, and our values.
Booty. Bum. Tush. Tuckus (my personal favourite). Peach. Ass. Humps. Full Moon. The J-Lo. Backside.
I look around and I see endless bum photos. EVERYWHERE.
It’s getting to the point that I can actually recognize who someone is, by their tuckus.
I feel like speaking up and saying “Hey Sharon, I see you got those new Nike pants. They look smashing on you”.
As a disclaimer I take full responsibility for contributing to this madness, for I too have been guilty of taking the ever popular “booty pic”.
However, I would like to defend myself and say I only took the photo for a transformational or fitness related purpose …. I know, I don't buy it either.
I believe the most appropriate punishment should be similar to that of one bad ass female: Cersei Lannister.
(Although Cersei may look like a real jerk, I hope you can take a step back and see that based on the time period she was living in, Cersei was the definition of a powerhouse woman. G-O-A-L-S)
Anyways, now that I am rightfully accused of my wrong doings, let’s address the real problem at hand.
WHEN DID SOCIETY START CARING MORE ABOUT GROWING YOUR ASS THEN GROWING WHO YOU ARE AS A PERSON.
Dang that felt good to get off my chest.
Nobody cares what you look like.
Rephrase: Nobody important cares what you look like.
This is the ultimate game of would yo